30+ minutes long private video audit
Step-by-step guide to turn visitors into customers
😪 Traditional CRO | 🔥 The Roast ™️ |
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Takes ages to “prove results” | Instantly actionable |
Small stuff, like button color | Full funnel analysis to find bottleneck |
Long backlog and prioritisation sessions | No bullshit, a step-by-step guide |
Increases conversion but drops AOV | Increase RPS (AOV x Conversion rate) |
Blindly copying others with 0 context | Leans into your USPs |
You gotta fulfil all those new orders right?
Jokes aside, implement the guide.
If your RPS doesn’t increase in 90 days, you get your money back.
You don’t even need to reach out. I’ll message you in 90 days to see the results and refund you if they’re shit.
Secure payment via Stripe
Communication on Slack
Delivered in Loom
+ Notion
$799
What you'll get within 48 hours:
Fixed deliverables. Superfast value.
Fixed deliverables. Superfast value.
Ads, homepage, navigation, PLP, PDP, cart, checkout – everything.
You don’t even need to reach out. I’ll message you to see the results and refund you if they’re shit.
Hey, that's good question! 👋
I'm Simon, a lead ecommerce designer.
Nice to meet you!
I've been in the ecommerce space for a decade, and most recently
I worked at John Lewis & Partners where my designs led to multi-millions
of additional incremental revenue (proven by A/B testing).
Everything from your ad to your checkout. Your whole website. That includes landing pages, your homepage, search pages, Product Listing Pages (collection or archive pages), Product Description Pages, Cart (basket), Checkout and others.
Yes. Or I'll give your money back (never happened yet).
For sure! It'll probably be even better so you can iterate before building it.
Yes, it's a completely private video and deck. Noone else can see or access it.
Your roast will be in English or Spanish. But with AI it's incredibly
easy to translate pages, so it doesn't matter what language is your
page or design in.
Please keep in mind that Asian cultures are very different though, with
completely different user expectations – and I'm not an expert in those.